A Jaundiced Look At The News December 16th

ELDER PATRIOT – While Americans were distracted by the debate last night Paul Ryan snuck a $1.6 trillion omnibus bill through Congress.  Ryan was quoted as saying “we’re not getting everything we wanted.”  Ain’t that just a shame?  Ryan just laid another $20,000 in debt on every income tax payer and he thinks he and his buddies are the ones making the sacrifices. 

This includes additional funding for Obama’s plans to release more violent criminals from prison despite the warnings of the FBI and the additional funding necessary to import much larger numbers of Jihadist Syrian Muslims while Obama’s DHS is fixated on investigating conservatives with their existing funding.

Congressional Republicans remind me of the old saying, “with friends like this who needs enemies?”

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Tuition, room and board, and other estimated expenses bring the cost of a year of education at Yale University to $67,000.  Parents will be happy to know that their money is being well spent.  In under an hour satirist Ami Horowitz was able to collect 50 signatures on his petition calling for the repeal of the First Amendment.

Will Hunting summed it up perfectly: “You dropped [two] hundred and fifty grand on a f—-n’ education you coulda’ got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.”

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Not to be outdone, Harvard has given up on any pretense of teaching critical thought by supplying students with placemats directing students in the talking points of the far-Left.  That’s $69,000 per year that would’ve been better spent at the neighborhood bar.

As Bruce Springsteen sung, “I learned more from a three minute record than I ever learned in school.”

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Why does this not surprise me?  A group of Middle Easterners were discovered conducting surveillance on our facilities along the Mexican border. 

It does serve to point out how Paul Ryan is spending money unnecessarily.  He can attract all of the Syrian refugees Obama wants and save money at the same time by just doing away with the border patrol!

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If congress and the president really gave a damn about protecting American citizens they’d have closed the borders long ago.  Not only would it be politically popular it could’ve prevented far more violent crime than gun control ever could.

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Hillary Clinton was quoted today as saying, “I don’t have horns.”  Given her penchant for lying the odds are now 50-50 that she does.

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Paul Ryan is the same duplicitous squirrel that I met years ago.  While openly bragging that in the omnibus, “We are maintaining all of our pro-life protections” the bill completely funds Planned Parenthood.  Yeah.  He still makes me want to shower with steel wool.

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In 2012 Utah Senator Orrin Hatch went on Mark Levin’s radio show and begged to be re-elected blaming his free spending ways on…get this… George Bush!  That had to be a first, a Republican blaming W.  Who’s he going to blame now that he’s written the Senate side of the $1.6 trillion omnibus bill?   

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ISIS is calling on its foot soldiers in France to kill schoolteachers imparting their secular views on children.  I hate to say we told you so but conservatives have been fighting secularism in schools for over 50 years. 

Reverend Wright can tell them, “The chickens have come home to roost.”

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