ROFL: MILLENNIAL Left FURIOUS After Someone SNUCK UP & LOCKED A PADLOCK To HIS EARLOBE …

VIA| So ear stretching has been a thing for a while now and we’re kind of surprised something like this hasn’t happened before. Because whilst horrible people and opportunities exist in the same world, havoc will be caused.

Tom Grim Fandango Matthews posted this picture on Facebook with the following caption: “So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c*** [sic]”. He claims someone sneaked up  behind him and put a padlock through his ear, before clicking it into place and running away.

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Then the Facebook comments began: “Get yourself to the diy shop and give em a fiver to cut it off” one friend wrote. Another followed this up with “I can pick locks, £10 an hour tho! [sic]”.

Whilst others just wanted to know how he didn’t notice a stranger giving him a complimentary padlock earring. Matthews’ swears he only realised what was happening when the lock was already his flesh tunnel, after hearing a random click.

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Apparently Mr Matthews did eventually manage to get the padlock off with bolt cutters. We assume he’ll be a lot more aware of his surroundings, next time he’s on a break. Personally, we don’t think the padlock looked too bad on him. There’s not a lot of people who could pull it off, but somehow, he made it work.

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