VIA| A father was horrified when he walked into his son’s completely spotless room to find a note on a pillow, and even though he expected the worst, he quickly found out his clever son had duped him.
The note from the teen to his father has quickly gone viral, and in it, the son pretends he ran away with his pregnant girlfriend to get married.
“Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you,” the note reads. “I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact she’s much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion Dad; she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.”
The teen goes on to tell his dad that he and his new wife will be living on a compound experimenting with drugs.
“Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone,” the note continues. “We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune — for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it. Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.”
After closing the note, the teen reveals to his father that everything he previously wrote was a lie.
“Dad, none of the above is true,” the teen admitted. “I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!”