ROMNEY WORDSWORTH – Ted Cruz has a big problem. More specifically, he has a Bill Clinton problem: Bimbo Eruptions. According to the National Enquirer, Ted Cruz has maintained for some time a stable of at least 5 and perhaps as many as 8 or more call girls. Just like Bill Clinton, it is the National Enquirer that has their teeth in Ted’s ankle, and they aren’t letting go of this story. They also have a very good track record when it comes to this kind of story, just ask Bill Clinton and Gary Hart.
The crux of the story is that Ted Cruz is the Texas version of New York’s Eliot Spitzer, the state governor who was taken down and driven from office when it came to light that he was a frequent consumer of Call Girl services. Spitzer was known as “Client #9”. Spitzer is a Democrat, and normally having affairs is considered a “resume enhancer” for Democrats, because everyone expects them to be immoral, anti-family, progressives that don’t subscribe to traditional Christian morals. But Spitzer had a problem because he had built up an image as a Law & Order Prosecutor, so he got tagged with a Scarlet H, as in Hypocrite. Hypocrisy is to politicians what Kryptonite is to Superman.
Ted Cruz has an even worse hypocrisy problem. He’s been running around the country aggressively courting the Evangelical vote, with Glen Beck literally referring to Cruz as the “Anointed Candidate” whose “time has been ordained”. Whoa! As with the discredited preacher Jimmy Swaggert, when you pose in public as a Saint, woe be unto you if you are secretly banging prostitutes.
So Heidi Cruz may be the “love of his life”, but not on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons when he has “business” in Washington D.C. and in Dallas.
In response to these allegations, Cruz has responded by calling the charges “garbage”, and blaming Donald Trump for the story. Ted Cruz has also made this bizarre statement:
“Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.”
What does this even mean? Is Cruz talking about rodents, or DemocRats? Is he normally willing to have sex with rats, but just not Trump? Is he saying Trump is a Democrat? Psychology Experts have been quick to note that this denial is actually not a denial or refutation of the actual charges of serial adultery, and that Cruz embroiling Trump into the controversy in order to cast himself as the “victim”. This is a classic strategy of those who are indeed guilty as charged. Ignore the facts, and Attack, Attack, Attack.
Roger Stone, a Washington political operative and adviser to the Trump Campaign, has said in radio interviews that the information about Cruz’ mistresses comes from deep within the Cruz campaign and that “the allegations are largely true”.
Anonymous has even gotten in on the story, publically demanding that Cruz quit the primary race or Anonymous will “release all of the information that we have found.”
The Anonymous Statement, as reported by Gateway Pundit, reads as follows:
“Have you heard of the expression “candy wrappers”? Do you recall visiting prostitutes? Mr. Cruz, we are now demanding you exit this race immediately or Anonymous will release all of the information that we have found. Your so-called underground acts that you think were done in the dark, will be brought out for all the public to see. It will be sent to every media outlet to publicize your disgusting behavior. We assure you it will go viral on every social media platforms in a matter of minutes.”
Poor Ted is being assailed from all sides. Well, you know what they say: When it rains, it pours. It remains to be seen whether these revelations will matter to Wisconsin voters this week.