ROMNEY WORDSWORTH – Fact Number 5: During sexual activity, a woman’s boob size can increase by as much as 25% according to sex experts. Is bigger better? Mother Nature says yes, and larger breast size has been used from time immemorial by women to attract a mate, and most men find larger breasts more appealing. Stimulation of the mammary glands during sex can lead to temporary swelling.
Fact Number 4: Sexual stimulation makes women mentally more receptive to things they normally would find to be disgusting. This should not be all that surprising when you think about it. Men already have a high tolerance to disgusting things, which is why they don’t care how dirty the bathroom or kitchen can get and ignore cleaning chores. Swapping bodily fluids can get messy, if not downright disgusting, so once again Mother Nature appears to have devised a way to help women get over it. A Dutch study found that a woman who had been sexually stimulated was less likely to be disgusted by things that would normally induce revulsion, like drinking out of a glass that had a bug in it, or eating a cookie that was sitting next to a live worm. I guess that’s close to a guy’s manhood. Sort of. In a small way. Very small, in fact.
Fact Number 3: A woman’s breasts produce a scented sweat full of pheromones during sex. Just when you thought those Fun Bags couldn’t get more fun, surprise, they are! Pheromones are airborne hormones that are linked to heightening sexual attraction in the opposite sex. Those steamy sex encounters just got a whole lot steamier.
Fact Number 2: Sex often gives women the urge to pee. Tissue around the G-Spot of a woman’s loins is engorged with blood during orgasm, which causes swelling which in turn can put pressure on a woman’s bladder. For some women the experience can be so intense that it will cause involuntary urination during sex. Thank God for Fact # 4 above.
Fact Number 1: During coitus, the woman’s body can release air trapped in the vagina, making a farting like sound that is known as a “queef”. It is almost inevitable given the piston-like mechanics that sex involves. Sex can sometimes be awkward, embarrassing, funny, or all three, and sometimes Mother Nature likes to add a sound track for laughs. All you can really do about it is to laugh it off, make a joke that references South Park, and maybe try having sex in the hot tub.